Jesse's Jokes

By Jesse Exum

What do you call a boat with a lot of room?
~A space ship.

What do you call a check used to pay off a house?
~A realty check.

What's 486 x 12,957?
~A math problem.

What do you do when Nate needs a change?
~Alternate.

What do you call an intimidated bird?
~A yellow-bellied flinch.

What's promotion?
~The way professionals move.

What do you call a spineless, rude kid?
~An invertebrat.

What's the most athletic element?
~Gymnasium.

What does an artist do when he wants an audience?
~He draws a crowd.

What do you call a rollerblade on sale?
~A cheapskate.

What did the car say to the train?
~"I'm tired."

Who would want a knuckle sandwich?
~A cannibal.