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Thursday, October 13, 2005

Jesse's Jokes 2 plus Special Bonus!

By Jesse Exum

How do criminals prepare food?

With a crookbook.

What do you call an underwater teeter-totter?
A sea-saw.

What do you call the second-in-command of an inventors' club?
Device-president.

What kind of wizard makes condiments?
A saucerer.

What martial art do bakers know?
Tae Kwon Dough.

Why did the new homeowners put a "Please do not wipe feet" sign on their front door?
They didn't want to wear out their "Welcome."



The Special Bonus!
Another "Twisted Twister!"
(Also by Jesse Exum)

"Invariably nuclear facsimile bump"

 
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