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Thursday, October 20, 2005

Jesse's Jokes 3 plus Special (OK, it's the same kind of thing as last time) Bonus!

by Jesse Exum

How did the street feel after a drain system was installed in it?
~Grateful.

What do you call a beef-eating cow?
~A cannibull.

What do you call a Japanese wrestler who doesn’t check things first?
~Assumo.

What do you call picnic pests who don’t pay attention?
~Ignorants.

What kind of phone service did the comedian have?
~A one-liner.


The Special (OK, it's the same kind of thing as last time) Bonus!
Twisted Twisters by Jesse Exum

"Nate gaped at taped grape paper"

"The scream team gleaned screens"

 
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