Jesse's Jokes 4 plus Special Bonu--oh, forget it, more Twisted Twisters!
by Jesse Exum
What kind of ground is miniature golf played on?
Putting soil.
What do you get when you sneeze in the mountains?
Gesundheight.
What do you get when you count submarine sandwiches?
The sub-total.
What did the electrical outlet say to her misbehaving son?
"You're grounded!"
What covers the nursery-room floor?
Infantile.
Jesse: I can't hear you.
Karen: I didn't say anything.
Jesse: Right. That's why I can't hear you.
GUEST JOKE BY PAM CORNELISON!
What do you call a baby's dirty diaper?
A mother lode.
The Special Bonu--oh, forget it, more Twisted Twisters!
by Jesse Exum
"I'm not speaking fast"
"Fluorescent or incandescent?"
"Incandescent or fluorescent?"
GUEST TWISTER BY ANON E. MUSS!
"Tom told Ted to talk turkey"
GUEST TWISTER BY AL E. US!
"Tom's tonsils tickled tremendously"
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